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My Education, by Marvin Oesterle


Recently, the Red Metal Retreat in the U.P. at Houghton/Hancock was mentioned and it took me back to the pilgrimage I made there several years back. I've always considered rock-hounding and club membership to be an educational experience. So after I convinced my non-rock-hounding wife that a week poking around mines was just what was missing in her life, I dove into researching the history of the region. Nevertheless, my real education didn't begin until vacation time. Then I learned several lessons that have served me well.
 

My first lesson came the evening of the first day, after a day of classes on mineral identification and other fascinating stuff. A silent auction was held for our group with a live auction afterwards. There I picked up a find of a lifetime. A half dollar sized Michigan greenstone was mine for a song. It seems that the more serious collectors were saving their capital for the showpieces in the live auction. Lesson number one was that you can find great stuff at a silent auction without having to get dirty in a mine.


The next day we went down in a nearby mine. With helmet, lights and tools, I was prepared to do battle with the mine to steal away her treasures. The mine guide had us gather around while he pointed out obvious datolites. At least they seemed to be obvious to him. They looked like small ugly rocks to me. However, I did find some rocks to take home and, at the end of our tour, began trudging out of the mine. Nearing the end of the tunnel, the mouth was blazing sunlight and everything else was pitch black. Suddenly, WHAM, I was sitting on my butt on the ground after having run smack into an overhead rock beam. Mr. Grit Turner, who was walking out behind me, said "And that's why we wear hard hats." That was lesson number two.


The next day, my wife and I decided to explore on our own. It was a perfect day to be underground with temperatures in the mid 90's and 100% humidity. Unfortunately, we weren't. We drove by the town of Phoenix, about which I had read. Currently, it consists of a cluster of run-down Sears and Roebuck houses and an abandoned general store. But the mine's tailing were obvious in a nearby field. I grabbed my gear and attacked the mound. My wife, the more intelligent one of the family, stated that she would be waiting at the bottom under the shade of a huge tree.


I sweated and dug in the hot sun and after an hour or so decided that mining probably wasn't my calling. As I went to join my wife under the tree, she called out "Hey Honey, look what I found!" It appears that other people had been digging in the tailings and had rested under the tree to high grade their treasures. Without saying a word, I dumped my pitiful specimens on the ground and picked up her stuff and left. I even gave my wife a ride back to the motel. Lesson number three.


All good things must come to an end and upon leaving the U.P., we spent the night at the Best Western motel in Alpena. Getting up early the next morning, I grabbed my tools and hiked out behind the motel to an area that I had spied with some old ground works that had been abandoned. I was wearing comfortable traveling gear: shorts and a T-shirt. There were sparse ankle high weeds but I could easily see several Petoskey stones that made it into my collecting bag. Then, I came upon a boulder that was filled with corals and plants and small animal fossils. I started working on a gorgeous cephalopod (I think). Twenty minutes later it popped out of the boulder. At the same time, my ankles started itching and I noticed that those ankle high weeds all had three leaves. Lesson four tortured me for a week and a half. All in all, it was a memorable and educational vacation that I won't soon forget. My wife no longer allows me to pick the vacation. She says the garage is too full anyway.


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